Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Hillshire Farm Free Samples Server Interaction

 I love Costco and all their free samples, but I especially love interacting with the variety of sample servers. I go up to a middle aged sample lady who was giving out deli meat and ask her what it is, so she replies: "Turkey Breast". 

So I say: "From whom?"

Her: "Hillshire Farm."

Me: "Go meat."

Her: "What?"

Me: "That's the slogan."

Her: "I never heard that before."

Me: "When I say Hillshire you say farm: Hillshire-"




"Its on the commercial."

"Like on TV?"


"Oh, I don't watch TV..."

"Well... the joke is lost now. You have yourself a nice day!"

"Um...... You too."

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Feelings: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

Few things make you feel better then an excellent movie, a chiropractic adjustment, or a liberating bowel movement. That being said few things make you stress out more then being at a rich clients house for a painting job, clogging up their toilet, and then not being able to find a plunger.